{"product_id":"4-bodies-underneath-my-house-tee","title":"4 Bodies Underneath My House Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI have 4 bodies underneath my house.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyway, here’s the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"#sk-4-bodies-size\"\u003eFind your size\u003c\/a\u003e  ·  \u003ca href=\"#sk-4-bodies-shipping\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; shipping\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCheck your size before ordering.\u003c\/strong\u003e Returns or exchanges are only available for damaged, defective, or incorrect items. No size-change or change-of-mind returns. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRead the refund policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"h5\"\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack tee with a large front graphic and a plain back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; soft, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular unisex fit, pre-shrunk, with side-seamed construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"h5\" id=\"sk-4-bodies-size\"\u003eFind your fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart with a tee you like the fit of. Lay it flat and compare its length and width with the chart. Chest is your body measurement, not the width of the shirt. All measurements are in inches; supplier garment measurements may vary by up to 2 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\" role=\"region\" aria-label=\"4 Bodies tee size guide in inches\" tabindex=\"0\" style=\"overflow-x: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31–34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34–37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38–41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42–45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46–49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50–53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54–57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58–61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62–65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"h5\" id=\"sk-4-bodies-shipping\"\u003ePrinting and shipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction typically takes 2–5 business days before shipping. Shipping time is additional, and these estimates may vary. Shipping is charged separately and calculated at checkout. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eRead the shipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed help with the shirt or an order? \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\"\u003eGet in touch\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"suspicious Kindness","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":67598538408162,"sku":"2483050_9527","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67598538440930,"sku":"2483050_4016","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67598538473698,"sku":"2483050_4017","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67598538506466,"sku":"2483050_4018","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67598538539234,"sku":"2483050_4019","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67598538572002,"sku":"2483050_4020","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67598538604770,"sku":"2483050_5295","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67598538637538,"sku":"2483050_5310","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":67598538670306,"sku":"2483050_12871","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/2465\/1490\/files\/4-bodies-front-dark-v1.png?v=1791873293","url":"https:\/\/badbutnotgreat.com\/products\/4-bodies-underneath-my-house-tee","provider":"suspicious Kindness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}